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PostPosted: 12 Jul 2013 01:14 
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Camilla Parker Bowles bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding
which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.

That night after the festivities were finally over, she and Prince
Charles had retired to their room at the Buckingham Palace.
Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling,
they are killing me.'

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with
vigour. But it would not budge.

'Harder' yelled Camilla.
'Harder?' Charles yelled back,
'I'm trying darling! But it's just so
bloody tight!' 'Come on, give it all you've got ' she cried
Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
exclaimed 'Oh God, that feels so good.'
in their bedroom next door, The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and
said,'See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove
the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this one's even

At which point, Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen: 'That's
my boy, once a Navy man, always a Navy man!'


Have been out here in Brisbane for 40 years. Miss the Andrew, the good mates and the runs ashore we all use to have. Miss being "G" "medically "T"

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Aye thats royalty for you, always rove up somebodys backside no matter how rough they are!

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