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:shock: one of my jobs today was to attend an explosion at a domestic property[house] get on site met by fire chief asks for gas to be made safe,kitchen door,window blown off ,lounge window shatterd,roof lifted off,does the bizz makes safe and in true jack fashion [nosey bastard]asks what the crack was as it wernt the gas boards fault.[take heed ray] couple have a puppy huskie type thing ,left in kitchen both out at work. dogs pissed off jumps up onto worktop knocks gas tap on gas hob,gets pissed of looking out window does whatever dogs do for a couple of hours jumps back up onto work top stands on gastap again this time the igniter sets gas off with a fcuking great bang first guy on site was paramedics finds dog running round garden still smoking poor mutt the moral is ray dont teach your puppy to make its own breakfast. THIS IS GEN UP NO SHIT. :D :D :D :D


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Your point being?


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That dead dogs rarely blow up kitchens and that gas is more prone to exploding than electricity I suppose:wink:
However in truth I did'nt really have a point - just a belly full of grog - so it seemed a good idea at the time :?

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I'll drink to that! Mind you in a gas laden environment a bit of electricity don't really need much help from a dog, dead or not! :lol:


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Now that Bear is almost 5 months old he has got out of the habit of leaving the wife a steaming pile and a puddle in close proximity next to the patio doors...... (The wife, bless her has to be up at 5 am a few times a week to start work at 6 am in the local B & Q) .......

Julia (the Wife) lets Bear (the Dog) ...... (or is it ??.... nahhh!!) out to do his business next to the dog loo at the bottom of the garden ........ anyway he has now got into the habit of bringing in frogs and / or snails, much to the wife’s hysterical disgust when she comes running up the stairs at that time of the morning screaming " Raymond sort that disgusting animal of yours out"............

Twat should have been a French poodle...........

Ray.......


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Poodles? Yeah mate of mine had a full size poodle sometime back (Great guy was Sharky, ex Mech who, as he often told the trainee's took a full day to qualify for Tiff - piece of piss! Apparantly the day after he qualified for Mech they were all rethreaded as Articifers!)

Sny way back to the puddle! 'the full size ones were originally hunting dogs, and big too! The local dogs would look at this big black bastard and think 'fcuking puddle I'll sort 'ee' thenwade in -- few seconds later the local dog would be running up the road, tail between his legs whineing, and the puddle would be strolling around cocky as hell and I'm sure he had a smile on his face - meanwhile Sharkey and I would be rolling around his lounge wetting ourselves! That's what I liked about having a few wets with Sharky, after shutting time back to his place to continue and a cabaret as well! :lol:


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