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 Post subject: Re: Lossiemouth
PostPosted: 27 Dec 2013 21:48 
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Why don't you just hitch a lift?

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 Post subject: Re: Lossiemouth
PostPosted: 27 Dec 2013 21:54 
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 Post subject: Re: Lossiemouth
PostPosted: 27 Dec 2013 22:04 
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Two red shoes!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Lossiemouth
PostPosted: 27 Dec 2013 23:31 
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"Paper Plane" sod that, a tin one was bad enough with some o' they pie-rots let alone one made out of paper? and anyway they wouldn't let Mick on the paper plane, all his 'drips' would turn it to papermache!

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 Post subject: Re: Lossiemouth
PostPosted: 28 Dec 2013 00:02 
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Nothing wrong with a vicount plane. Biggest pain in the arse is unloading newspapers when your still pissed.

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 Post subject: Re: Lossiemouth
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 Post subject: Re: Lossiemouth
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Only if it's wet Frenchie, you keep dropping the bundles into puddles and the like and people get really upset (posh that I nearly said pissed off) 'cos their page 3 girlie has turned all soggy!


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 Post subject: Re: Lossiemouth
PostPosted: 28 Dec 2013 13:18 
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Aye ye canna de onything wie a soggy page three girlie! they falls apart in yer hand, aye ah've kent a few living ones that was like that too! Get 'em all pissed and mallable and they go and fall apart just as ye get 'em to the bunk! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: either that or they fall asleep when they get in it! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :oops: :oops:


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