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PostPosted: 15 Dec 2007 22:47 
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The most functional English word.

Well, Its SHIT.... thats right Shit.
Shit may be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit , sling shit, catch shit, shoot shit, shovel shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give shit , or not give a shit.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be as happy as a pig in shit .
Some days are colder than shit, some are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are days when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry the shit, have a mountain of shit,or findyourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling of roses.
When you stop to consider the facts , its the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you dont need to know anything else,
You can pass this along , if you give a shit, or not, if you dont give a shit!

Well, shit, its time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that.
I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head go out and get shitfaced.

Well, Shit Happens!!!! :lol:


My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be

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PostPosted: 16 Dec 2007 11:12 
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Tis like the word fuck - many many uses :oops:
During a mechanical breakdown at sea the OOW asked a stoker what precisely was wrong with the offending machinery
to which the stoker replied "the fucking fucker's fucked sir" :) :)


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PostPosted: 16 Dec 2007 20:17 
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Perfectly good enginering term that - I can completely understand it! Can't you? That's OOW's for you never could understand anything (I know this after 22 years as an OOW, clever see)

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