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 Post subject: Typical septics
PostPosted: 05 Sep 2012 18:18 
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This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call!!

You couldn't script it any better!!

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 Post subject: Re: Typical septics
PostPosted: 05 Sep 2012 22:31 
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Oh! yes good one Wiggy.


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 Post subject: Re: Typical septics
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OLLLLD joke but still funny!


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 Post subject: Re: Typical septics
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well the older jokes are the best. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Typical septics
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to go with the older matelots?

Of which contrary to beliefs I am NOT one of those

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anybody actually believe that 5hit? probably not!

but you got to try haven't you?


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 Post subject: Re: Typical septics
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No comment was the rude reply!!


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