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 Post subject: And the Moral is!
PostPosted: 12 Jul 2017 19:16 
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After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.


Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.


Husband: What’s up?


Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid..


Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. Then you said: Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here. So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.


Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.


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