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 Post subject: What are Seniors Worth!
PostPosted: 15 Jul 2017 12:27 
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What Are Seniors Worth



Remember old folks are worth a fortune -

with SILVER in their hair, GOLD in their teeth,

STONES in their kidneys,

LEAD in their feet and GAS in their stomachs.



My wife said to me the other day that she was feeling

a bit older and a few changes had come into her life.

Frankly, she's become a frivolous old girl.

She's seeing FIVE old codgers daily.



As soon as she wakes up WILL POWER helps her out

of bed. Then she visits JOHN and then its UNCLE TOBY's

turn to join in followed by BILLY T.

After they leave ARTHUR RITIS shows up and stays the

rest of the day. He doesn't stay in one place, though,

so he takes her from joint to joint.



After such a busy day, she's plum tuckered out but still

manages to go to bed with JOHHNY WALKER (the flousy).

What a life! And yes, she's flirting with our neighbour

AL ZYMER too !!



The preacher called the other day. He said at our age we

should be thinking about the hereafter.

I told him we do all the time.

No matter where I am in the house I keep saying to

myself, 'what am I here after?'



Never grow old – enjoy life to the full


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