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 Post subject: Colin the Aborigine
PostPosted: 28 Jul 2017 20:45 
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A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours.

He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, flirting, eating meat and seafood from the BBQ.

At the height of the party, the host said ‘There’s a 15ft man-eating crocodile hidden in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who jumps in.'

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc, jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting it
and rolling it over and over like some kind of judo instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were raising hell. Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.

Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

The host finally said 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Colin.

The rich man said ‘But Colin, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'

'No thanks .... I don't want it' answered Colin.

The host said 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'

Again, Colin said 'No.'

Confused, the rich man asked 'Well then Colin, then what do you want?






And Colin said 'I just want the bastard who pushed me in’.


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