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PostPosted: 01 Nov 2017 14:07 
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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this
morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even
answer the phone."*

*Immediately, the husband drove down town to confront the pharmacist, and
demand an apology*

*Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him,
"Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it... This morning the alarm
failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and
hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both
house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.*

*"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I
was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."*

*"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to
open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all
the time the darn phone was ringing."*

*He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash
register drawer to make change & they spilled all over the floor. I had
to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the phone was
still ringing.*

*"When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me
stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half
of them hit the floor and broke."*

*"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and when I finally
got back to answer it, it was your wife wanting to know how to use a rectal
thermometer. *

*Believe me Mister.... as God is my witness, all I did was tell her how to
use it."* :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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