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PostPosted: 26 Nov 2017 16:30 
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Can you get married in Heaven?

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "but we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!," St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"


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PostPosted: 27 Nov 2017 20:11 
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dont get that one :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


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PostPosted: 28 Nov 2017 21:11 
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you will if you think about it!


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PostPosted: 29 Nov 2017 20:36 
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only joking there mate..


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PostPosted: 30 Nov 2017 22:33 
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Thought you might be - kind of expected a bollocking for saying th wrong thing!


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PostPosted: 01 Dec 2017 20:51 
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FIRST TIME I THOUGHT I WAS IN HEAVEN I WAS ONLY 15 AND SHE WAS A YEAR YOUNGER... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


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PostPosted: 01 Dec 2017 20:53 
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afterwards she told me she had been in heaven a few times before,, dirty little tramp..


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PostPosted: 03 Dec 2017 14:12 
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As maybe - but in that sort of thing the "dirty little tramps" are the best teachers! My first effort was a complete failure, she was a nice little next door kind of girl who didn't have a clue - I had about as much knowledge - what a mess - put me off sex for at least two hours!


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PostPosted: 04 Dec 2017 21:07 
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and once again thats a thing of the past..


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PostPosted: 05 Dec 2017 22:17 
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how far into the past be ye going?


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