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For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Johnny told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be dammed if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no fucking bike!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The Bike
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and i would have done the same.. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


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Sounds a sensible lad to me!


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 Post subject: Re: The Bike
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first bike i had i paid for it myself..we had a home trolly in our younger days,,and a piece of cardboard to go sledging with.. those where the days..


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couple of pram wheels at the the back and acouple more at the front, the rest was made up of bits of wood - the brakes were your shoes and mum gave you stick about wearing your shoes out! Well the heels at least!


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shoes what was them things.. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


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like clogs only made out of leather!


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High heel clogs eh? Sounds fun!


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you should have tried to wear the things..


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