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 Post subject: Re: ice and snow.
PostPosted: 27 May 2018 16:36 
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no thanks , im fed up with the cats,,next door have three and they are not allowed in there house, so im always cleaning the shit up...they all seem to like my garden..


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 Post subject: Re: ice and snow.
PostPosted: 28 May 2018 19:52 
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Sounds not unlike my place, I have two regular visitors, I've tried just about everything save an airgun - the last wife gave mine away when some copper asked if there where any firearms in the house- a fucking airgun is NOT a firearm as well you know, try telling the police that! Thick buggers can't tell the difference! :x :x :x :x


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 Post subject: Re: ice and snow.
PostPosted: 29 May 2018 19:30 
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must have a word with the cat owners around me.let them know rat poison is going down,, something as to be done..another load of shit this morning..


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 Post subject: Re: ice and snow.
PostPosted: 30 May 2018 14:31 
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I wouldn't tell 'em just do it! You tell the buggers and they'll be straight to the polis - please mister he' trying to poison ma kats! Puts the poor old copper in an awkward position, he'll agree with you but has to be seen to do something about the complaint!


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 Post subject: Re: ice and snow.
PostPosted: 30 May 2018 19:15 
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i agree with you but something as to be done. i could chuck what they leave over onto there gardens,,


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 Post subject: Re: ice and snow.
PostPosted: 03 Jun 2018 18:58 
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There's a thought! Mind you a touch of rat poison cut into some meat goes down well, especially if it's raw meat. All those bloody bottles of cat and dog deterents are a load of old bollocks, I've tried all sorts of different ones and the cats just stand there in the middle of the stuff and laugh! A friend of mine came round to see me the other day, brought her dog with her. The dog looked at one of laughing cats in the garden and his hackles went up, his owner looked at me and "shall I let him go!" 'Yes' said I and she did, fuck you should have seen that cat run!!! Asked if I could borrow the dog for a few days but she wouldn't let me have him, seems they had trouble with cats until they got the dog, don't have any now mind!


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 Post subject: Re: ice and snow.
PostPosted: 04 Jun 2018 19:49 
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yes ive tried all them cat things out,, none of them work. im thinking of putting a full size picture of the wife out there... see if that works..


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 Post subject: Re: ice and snow.
PostPosted: 07 Jun 2018 14:30 
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Not only will that scare off the ca. . . . . . . what about a full sized picture of Sister Belinda? Even the insects would leave your garden then!


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 Post subject: Re: ice and snow.
PostPosted: 11 Jun 2018 19:30 
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what and have them all on there knees praying.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: ice and snow.
PostPosted: 12 Jun 2018 20:22 
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There's that of course! Probably send even more of them to you!


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