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PostPosted: 27 Jan 2018 21:10 
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>Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.

>All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a
small cave.

>'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely
until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

>He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

>The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was
all about,. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
>
>The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when
Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
opening.

>If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in
there waiting for us.
>
>Just then they came upon another cave.
>The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!'
>
>Immediately, there was the answer.
>
>'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
>
>He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
>
>The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
spied a third large cave.
>
>As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was
thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than
those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in
this cave!'
>
>He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
>
>'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering
call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

>With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.
>
>The following day, the headline of the local newspaper
read................

>You'll like this

>
>
>
>NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!

Yeah I know pathetic but sort of funny and beggars can't be choosers in the jokes department! :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Wooo Wooo
PostPosted: 21 Mar 2018 20:40 
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what a fab-u-lass joke one of the best i have ever heard. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: dont like irish men,,, it would have been even better if it had been a welsh man. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :x


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They used to tell Welsh jokes afore the Irish came on the scene!


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 Post subject: Re: Wooo Wooo
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so your eye sights not that bad then..


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nope!


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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About that Mick!


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