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 Post subject: Welcome
PostPosted: 10 Jan 2014 02:06 
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Welcome on board Mr Douglassi Hop on the key board and tell us about yourself.
You are welcome to Mr Mick's cabin for pre dinner drinks tonight.
Keep the steward between you and Mr Mick, he can be an embarrassment at times.
On second thoughts sit with Mr SW, he will look after you.
Again Welcome.
Harry (The only non sexual homosexual or transvestite in the crew)


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 Post subject: Re: Welcome
PostPosted: 10 Jan 2014 11:30 
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Talking to ourselves again are we Harry? or do we actually have a new member? that will be nice, open the banter level up a bit but first lets be seeing the colour of yer eyes whoever ye be afore I offer a welcome


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 Post subject: Re: Welcome
PostPosted: 10 Jan 2014 21:18 
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whats harry been on.


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 Post subject: Re: Welcome
PostPosted: 10 Jan 2014 21:29 
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If you look at the bottom of the page Mr Douglassi is our latest member.
No body has ever welcomed him yet, so I thought we would have pre dinner
drinks in Mr Micks cabin.
OK
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 Post subject: Re: Welcome
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Have sent Mr Douglassi a welcome private message to the site.
Reading some of the above hope he doesn't think we are too weird.


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 Post subject: Re: Welcome
PostPosted: 11 Jan 2014 21:33 
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He won't think WE are too weird Harry, but I don't know what he'll make of our scruffy wee miner or is it minor? He might think he's a bit weird, he could be right as well! Best get Mick to answer that in his usual style eh Mick?

(Mick) "Bo***ocks" :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: Welcome
PostPosted: 09 Mar 2015 12:47 
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so what did happen to Mr. Douglassi Hop? or whatever his name was - Idris was from Douglas originally so I wonders if maybe he could be extracting the urine back along?! If he was it worked!!


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 Post subject: Re: Welcome
PostPosted: 09 Mar 2015 18:58 
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i never used words like that,, way back then.. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Welcome
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No? bit complicated for you was it?


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 Post subject: Re: Welcome
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he was one of harrys oppos


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