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PostPosted: 04 Dec 2013 07:46 
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Fwd: A new Government initiative:
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A new Government initiative:





To help save the economy, the Government
will announce next month that the Immigration
Department will start deporting senior citizens
(instead of illegals) in order to lower Social
Security and N.H.S. costs (‘flu jabs, Zimmer frames,
wheelchairs, free prescriptions, bus passes, etc.)

The Government has established that older people
are easier to catch and, in most cases,
will not remember how to get back home.

I started to cry when I thought of you –
maybe I’d never see you again….

Then it dawned on me...bugger!...


I'll see you "ALL", on the bus!

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we'll all be on that bus mate, should be a good party!


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makes sense in many ways, thats the trouble people are now living to long. NHS was great in the 50tis, 60tis,70tis, even 80tis when plenty of hard work was about. now no hard work, people live longer.


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and the problem is?


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I like living longer, don't you?


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Mick for once I agree with you. I havn't voted for Labour for donkeys years but
I personally think Cameron is doing a poor job. I had great expectations for him
when they were voted in, but in my opinion is a poor politician with no balls,
unlike yours and my hero Maggy.
They have to make hard decisions, the public will follow them.
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Don't bite Miguel.

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Mick the terrible thing is that it ain't just the Tory Party that is crap, they are all the same, a bunch of cowardly incompetent idjits! As Harry says Maggy had more balls than the lot of them put together, no matter what you thought of her, yes she did 'fuck' a lot of people around but at least she had the gutz to standby her decissions no matter what they were (and no, the Falklands War need not have happened, it happened once before when good old Mr Wilson was running the show, he sent a couple of frigates down south and they sailed around the islands for a while, scared the Arggies off, job done until the next time. But we didn't go that way both leaders needed votes, we had A good war, lost a few people which hurt some, those of us who had mates and family down there mostly, but overall it went well)


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