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PostPosted: 05 Mar 2014 02:14 
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Yesterdays Courier Mail had a photograph of a python eating a crocodile on its front page.
Apparently the crocodile attacked the giant python first, but the python got a couple of
turns around the crocodile and crushed the life out of it. It then proceeded to eat the
crocodile head first. It was all witnessed by a mother and her three school children.
Luckily she had a camera.


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PostPosted: 05 Mar 2014 13:22 
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Seems to have gone round the world rather quickly, there was mention of it over here via the net at least! Must have been a big snake........and one surprised croc :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I seem to remember there was a report of another one the other day that ate some bloke that had had a few to drink! Was found in a ditch or somewhere slowly digesting him........snakey boy didn't get to enjoy his meal tho' he was found and dispossed of....big bugger too!


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PostPosted: 05 Mar 2014 22:25 
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Yes there are lots of the giant pythons where Mick is going in Cairns.


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PostPosted: 06 Mar 2014 00:58 
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Mick will love that.......best blow job he's ever had! I just hope it a male snake that gets him......ruin it for him else!


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PostPosted: 19 May 2014 13:35 
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Mind you when you think of it Mick would probably win in any sucking contest with a mere python! Especially if t'wern't a trouser python! which I'm sure he will tell us in his own style how good one o' they be! you could have a bet on what he'd say but well, it's a pretty sure thing now isn't it?

the word B*******s springs to mind almost immediately! - I wonder why?


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PostPosted: 19 May 2014 14:01 
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That didn't take long to turn round to mick!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: 19 May 2014 19:36 
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so now you see what i have to put up with,,anyway im big enough to take,[ sorry wrong word on here.] it,


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PostPosted: 19 May 2014 19:42 
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Thats right! If you can't take flack shouldn't be on here! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

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PostPosted: 19 May 2014 19:55 
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but that's what we have Mick for is it not mate?


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PostPosted: 19 May 2014 19:57 
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and he can give as much as he takes as he often shows by "rembradting" us at times! nothing like a few good B******S from Mick to bring you up sharp I can tell 'e!! :oops: :P :P :P :P :P :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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